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Welcome To the Ward C1, Room 44!

May we present  JOEPAGAN!

 

Me -"Ok, Me, My room and I...."
Room -"You know, it is not really healthy to talk to inanimate objects"
Me -"Who do you think you are to mock me?"
Room -"A room you moron"
Me -"Oh. What kind of room"
Room -"I am cozy, warm, and snuggly. I come with a free coat, lots of food and plenty of candy"
Me -"Really? That is so awesome....Wait a minute"
Room -"What?"
Me -"You thought you could trick me, didn't you?"
Room -"Me, trick smart you? I'm just the imaginary voice you slapped onto this room, remember?"
Me -"Oh yeah, then never mind, I am not going to take the intelligence of figment of my imagination as a threat. You can't hurt me."
Room -"....ok..."
Me -"Where are the windows?"
Room -"You need to have some candy to see those. They only come after you take the little red pills...err candies...Skittles"
Me -"Oooooh, I love red skittles..."

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NAME: Joshua(Real) or Ashlar

BIO: I am an emo guy, who loves to write poetry to let crap out, and also was diagnosed both as a kid with Genius IQ 158, and Sociopath so my childhood has been peachy... institutions, group homes, and magnet and special ed schools....

Location: Hillsboro Oregon

Diagnosis: Sociopath, Agorophobia, Claustrophobia, Social Anxiety Disorder, Depression, and a partridge in a pear tree...Yay!!!

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His answers to the latest Group Therapy Questionaire:

1) I tend to sleep without, makes life easier that way ;)

2) Black Pens, easier to read, and harder for people to erase off of their skin >:)

3) Only as a vampire, but no fake outfit. Only false teeth and slight shading of white makeup (going for realism)

4) Only for brief stints, getting around in a small box on wheels or with wings, trapped with a bunch of strangers makes me want punch someone, but getting to visit new places is really neat.

5) O dear god, I'm an emotional scaredy-cat who has been married over 10 years who just fell for another woman (poly) and am horribly confused....*sigh* women...

6) Yes, and so does the other's husband...he's my best friend, and my wife's new other person (yes this happens for real, not just in soap operas)

7) My wife sleeps with me most of the time, but not every night, sometimes she is over with her guy, sometimes I'm over with my other love...*sigh*

8) I don't think I'm the bomb, but yeah, not bad *shrugs*

9) I already am, and not sure how things will work out with everyone else, but yeah, I could marry anyone I love and who loves me and accepts me for who I am....that's what marriage is for right...?

10) My wife, my new girlfriend, anyone that I am in a loving romantic relationship with....(don't know what to do with myself if I love a 3rd..*faints*)

11) I love to learn, and always want to know more about the world and people around me...

12) I talk to lots of people, about lots of things...? I also like to hide in my room and ignore the world when it hurts my head too much....?

13) No. I don't have it in me to act physically on someone without feeling an emotional connection to them... pretty rare in a guy, so I hear...

14) Fontana, CA

15) Definitely Holloween, we even have a Samhain Feast (extra place setting for the dead) because we're Pagan....

16) Black&White *sighs* ...Art...

17) Not really, with a rare exception now and then....

18) Yes, but I think there are 'gray' areas

19) ummm....there is no 19...?

20) Yes, but not using eyesight... You would feel the same way if you couldn't see them properly (like a costume ball or something). You have to see to interact, but truly what pulls you to them is more like destiny...

21) Not really, I am a happy drunk who can hold a lot of liquor....

22) Not often, but when I do....

23) Sometimes, mostly people I know and we pick on each other...I know how much it hurts when its for real...

24) Both making your 'dream come true' and prophetic dreams, yes, willpower for the former, and understanding them and in some cases just remembering them for the latter

25) Tough. One at least is Kayman from Queen of the Damned....

26) I prefer theater to dvd for both the experience and the social aspect, but I am such a movie addict its cheaper to rent/buy

27) I have moved approx 20 times in the last 13 years....

28) Yes, I have been arrested as a kid.....

29) Cloudy with a little drizzle... I need a cup of coffee and I'd be set

30) Both, a lot, all the time...

31) My wife.... I think.... :P

32) Yesterday afternoon, after work this after noon it'll be the first thing I do...

33) Loud, Loud Garbage, Spineshank, or something vampy....

34) Burger King, worked at both and dear god Burger King or just kill me...

35) Night, with a full moon for effect, or just a new moon for the peace...

36) 1 or none, depending....

37) Can't play a damned thing, I suck >_<

38) Physicist, or a Theorist perhaps, but I am running out of time to complete a PHD :P

39) Email Admin

40) MMORPGs, and other nerdy things that my ladies in my life like to do too, YAY!!

41) Some one-on-one with my wife....

42) That I find polyamory really intimidating

43) Sleep dep

44) Strawberry Pop-Tart

45) Dinner...

46) One-on-one time with my wife, and sleep

47) Garbage's Wicked Ways on my Yahoo! Launchcast

48) Party with my wife/gf/bf....St. Patties

49) Work, drank lots of coffee, took zoloft, etc

50) I am the pirate king, ho ho the pirate king, it tis it tis a glorious thing to be the pirate king....